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xcarnivalesQue: okay, here’s the rundown:
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Boycott France!

Come on, who really likes Brie, Orangina, jambon fumé, or Merlot?

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(00:09:08) tya084: i thinku can dance to radiohead if ur high

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(22:10:55) tya084: its like trailor trash has become a physical characteristic that u can pass down

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(23:42:48) tya084: women are a gift from god
(23:46:34) Zeromemory: well some women are
(23:46:39) tya084: haha
(23:46:46) tya084: some need to be exchanged at the store
(23:46:50) Zeromemory: lol
(23:46:52) tya084: gift receipt

The Future of ‘Phishing’ Scams

Now that most people are aware of ‘phishing’ scams, I imagine that scammers will try a new tactic: ‘phishing’ emails from loved ones!
Dear Son,
Please provide me with your full name, current address, and bank information. I haven’t been feeling well, and I want to make sure you get your inheritance money on time.
Mom

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[14:15:52] < [UCB]Phoenix> you can take your diastereomers and shove it
[14:16:00] < [UCB]Pimentel> fear my enantiomers
[14:16:09] < [UCB]Phoenix> i will kick your chiral ass
[14:16:15] < [UCB]Phoenix> haha
[14:16:17] < [UCB]Pimentel> i’m achiral, ha!
[14:16:26] < [UCB]Pimentel> i’ll just roll away like a sp3 carbon

And These Are My Friends

(23:44:35) tya084: lol i only take drugs that are cool colors

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09:40PM [jjlin] the answer is pr0n.
09:40PM [yury] bt isn’t good for that I hear
09:40PM [jjlin] my hard disk begs to differ.

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[18:14:34] < [UCB]AnimeDLNaruto+> presidential debate’s on if anyone’s interested
[18:17:15] < [UCB]Phoenix> john edwards is sexy
[18:17:35] < [UCB]i_ranaway> haha
[18:17:36] < [UCB]Phoenix> but i do like cheney’s busniess ability
[18:17:51] < [UCB]i_ranaway> he is a bit too young for Dick though
[18:17:58] < [UCB]Phoenix> yeah
[18:18:07] < [UCB]i_ranaway> I meant dick cheney