(10:38:13) Me: i have to learn harvard asm
(10:38:16) Me: *sigh*
(10:38:35) Friend: lol
(10:38:48) Friend: they gonna have like ivy league jokes in the asm
(10:38:58) Friend: woudl you like some tea and crumpets sir
(10:38:59) Friend: har har
(10:39:02) Friend: indeed i do
(10:39:11) Friend: have you seen the latest football game with yale
(10:39:22) Friend: i say… we did very [...]
The following is the log of an online conversation I had with one of my friends when I asked her about the advantages of various IRA accounts:
(22:44:47) Me: hey business major!
(22:44:58) Me: why would someone want a roth ira instead of a regular ira?
(22:46:23) Me: actually, why traditional instead of roth?
(03:13:00) Friend: oh
(03:13:11) Friend: cuz [...]
Microsoft’s Xbox 360 will also display games in wide-screen, high-definition format. It will be powered by three 3.2-gigabyte processors, compared with a single 733-megahertz processor in the current Xbox.
Eric A. Taub, The New York Times
Three 3.2-gigabyte processors? The new Xbox must incorporate some new computer methodology.
Why can’t a great newspaper like the New York [...]
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Labor and Tory, originally uploaded by zeroion.
This is the second in my series of UC Berkeley signs missing letters. Find the first here.
I think this picture is appropriately timed, considering the recent elections in Great [...]
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Penguin Meets A Huge Leech, originally uploaded by zeroion.
Perhaps the penguin represents Linux and the leech represents Microsoft, who has been “leeching” ideas from Apple and Linux. Unfortunately I didn’t have any apples in my [...]
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pho shizzle, originally uploaded by Abu.
This is insane and funny. Vietnamese stores just have a knack for coming up with (intentionally and unintentionally) funny names and signs…
via: no_clue’s livejournal
Notice the number next to the “debian-user” label…
UPDATE: Apparently I didn’t max out gmail’s new message counter. The debian-user label counter has moved up to 10055.
The other day, I’m at the deli and I say, “Waiter, there’s a subatomic particle in my borscht! It’s enormous! Look at it go!” So the waiter says, “I’m sorry, sir, but you know what Heisenberg says about the limitation of measuring two properties of a quantum object with infinite precision.” “But Werner Heisenberg was [...]
These look mighty tasty and cute…
via: A Whole Lotta Nothing
(18:57:12) xcarnivalesQue: i am not the stalin of fish!